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double-barreled common-law assault and battery 

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
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DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery 

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller
"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

Car battery masturbate 

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny
Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

Low battery

When u are too addicted to tik tok and your phone is about to die
Shit I've been on tik tok for way too long my phone has low battery!

Swag Battery 

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.
I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.
Swag Battery by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012

low battery mode

When a person got way too fucked up and has to work so uses the least amount of brain to survive through the day
Alyce got to' up off that Patron last night, she's at work today in low battery mode. slumped hungover hangover throwed lit jawn
low battery mode by DBRLHOE December 1, 2016

low battery

low battery can stand for a lot of shit! it basically means "all out of" a certain thing or just unwilling to continue. there can be: emotionally low on battery , physically low battery, financially low on battery ,or any other stupid thing anyone could use!!!
emotionally low batt- stressed, mad,emo, sad,lovesick,lonely,...(anything regarding emotions)
physically low batt- tired,sick,hungover(from over night partying),too drunk to stand up,stoned,jaded,or just f***ing sleepy...
financially low batt- broke(like britteny spears ever since she lost her underwear!),out of money(im sure you already get it... right?)

low battery can also mean "turned off" or what a girl says when shes not horny!!!
low battery by im not emo November 14, 2007