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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!

Jack delaney-barnes

The skibbidiest guy
Jack delaney-barnes has skbibdi ohio rizz

Oh my badness! 

The opposite of oh my goodness. When we have said or done something bad or sinful it is ones badness that had caused one to behave in such a manner.
Oh my badness! I have set the house on Fire.
Oh my badness! by green923jade October 20, 2016

lol banes 

lol banes is a more street way of saying laugh out loud. The name "banes" can also be used for close friends, or friends you have lots of banter with.
guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!
lol banes by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

Vern Barnett 

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019