Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

Braeton

A person anybody can depend on. usually a person who likes structured ways, but can always be a blast. Knows what to say, and what to not. Normally the best friend someone could ask for. Never will stab you in the back.

Guy 1: Dude i just need a girl with a good heart, and who might be a little straighter than most girls. im sick of the partiers.

Guy 2: You need a Braeton bro.

by bunchesoflilies January 7, 2012

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

baritone

the silly, loud, perverted, and just plain creepy section of a marching band; it's basically an oversized bass clef trumpet. P.S. it's not the same thing as a mellophone

Those guys are such baritones.

by euphoniumshadow19 March 7, 2009

Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Baretta

An Italian Pistol. (9mm i think)

ooo. just shot me in the arse with that baretta

by FrEsH2005 November 23, 2005