Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.
Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
by Emzerz November 17, 2009
Food that comes from pig. Also can be used out of question, exlimation, or any way of showing expresion
by nex January 08, 2003
1. A delicious meat product
2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.
2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.
1. Oh my god look at all this bacon!
2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.
2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.
by Alli-Bam August 29, 2010
ONE: "You member how Jenny was a vegetarian?"
TWO: "Yeah, why?"
ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."
TWO: "Yeah, why?"
ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."
by Saxima December 08, 2010
by Toon.Shuki February 15, 2009
by FriskyWhiskeyJenn October 20, 2009
A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
by WordSmithsies February 11, 2012