Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts

John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025

Autist

A person who does strange things randomly, often getting the attention of everyone around without noticing it.

That guy is an autist, not dope at all

by Supahboi January 16, 2018

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.

Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA

by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008

Autistic

Autistic means having autism, also known as ASD (autism spectrum disorder). Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by social difficulties, repetitive behaviours and stimming, different sensory needs, focused interests, and a need for routine. Autistic people can be any gender, sexuality, age or race. They are not any worse than other people. Please do not bully autistic people.

Autistic does NOT mean:
Stupid

Ugly
R******d
Immature

Any derogatory term

Kathy: Why is Lilith wearing noise canceling headphones in class?
Ellie: Because she’s autistic and has difficulty with the loud noise in the classroom.
Kathy: Oh, ok.

by that_girl_called_lilith June 1, 2025

Autistic shuffle

A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!

by The lexi March 21, 2024