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Austin

Austin is what is known among the human realm as a Jew. This is a secret message about an Austin that only you can read. An Austin cannot read this message because he can't see over his big jew nose. A warning to all those that encounter an Austin. Distance yourself as fast as possible. He will try to humor his friend by insulting you relentlessly. Often follows the insults with "Right Raul". This Raul is known to be cock ridden by the Austin.
Me: Hi Austin
Austin: You're such a dumb bitch, Right Raul?
Raul: ...
by MeatyPotatoMilk October 15, 2019
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When someone has 2+ consecutive voice cracks.
Haha dude you just had an Austin!!
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Austin has nearly 200 live music venues throughout the city, complete with four lakes and countless parks within the city limits. Austin has something for everyone:
internationally renowned music, film, food and media festivals throughout the year. Austin is home to public and private universities such as the University of Texas at Austin, Concordia University, St. Edwards etc. Downtown Austin is known for our famous 6th street area with live music and bars as far as the eyes can see.
I had to make an entry because only purple-house-painting, liberals were writing in!
Austin is the shiznit!

I'd love to raise children in Austin, TX.
by Sarah Morrow1 November 3, 2008
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An Austin is a Caring, Funny,Sarcastic, Adorable, Wise, Responsible person, I could really go on and I might, he's the kinda guy to give amazing hugs, kisses, and cuddles. He can make any girl feel loved and safe, like there's nothing wrong, He stays calm in any situation, though, although he keeps calm he has feelings too, Austin can protect himself,but you still need to protect this adorable boy like he protects you. Austin is a very friendly, outgoing person and likes making friends and helping people as much as he can. Austin full on is just an amazing guy with an amazing personality and great eyes and he's an honest cutie, everyone should get AN Austin, not mine though.
"All these guys are such players."

"Girl you need to get yourself an Austin."
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Is a girl.💁🏼 ♀️
Austin is a very slow women.
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Austin kisses guys
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Austinism

A word used by an autistic kid who tries to say other people have autism.
"That's pure austinism." -Autistic kid likely named Steele
by Thatbrowndudeoverthere June 10, 2019
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