as a skunk

highly intoxicated

mannnnnnn you were as a skunk last night

by skunk_93 June 6, 2010

as honest as frank

A little less harsh than "let me be frank with you"

Serious man, don't do that again. I'm being as honest as frank with you. Don't make me act a fool.

by Big Yus July 20, 2008

As dark as don

Something very, very dark.

A play on the word dawn and don cheadle, one of the darkest niggas on the planet.

This roadside lighting...It's as dark as don out here. I can't see shit.

Huh? Dark as dawn?

No, Don Cheadle.

Oh... yeah you're right.

by pitbear July 13, 2010

As Buns

An adverb of degree used to make any lackluster word into phrase of significance.

"Yo - its cold as buns out here. We should get Noah to start a fire with is bare hands."

"Hey Noah, your glutes are hot as buns."

"You should go see a doctor, Noah; because those pythons look sick!"

by Ton Jones the Coal Miner May 24, 2017

as if that's an actual word

Something someone says when you tell them a made up word maybe made up by you or someone else

You: hi
Someone: go away
You: shush you lakalakaboomboom
Someone: as if that's an actual word

by lakalakaboomboom October 6, 2020

As if!

An Iconic saying you say mid sentence

Hey did you- AS IF! anyway as I was saying

by cwallingallbwabz February 28, 2021

As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

by rucus11 October 28, 2009