Klenk-around

When a friend stands you up, or claims to know somebody, but is really just a guy you can't rely on.

My buddy John said he had the hook up on snowboard rentals, but really he just gave me the klenk-around

by CreekCrew May 11, 2018

morrissing around

noun: to morris around

there goes adam, just morrissing around again

by geyakidd October 8, 2018

Mething Around

Messing around while high on Crystal Meth.

The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.

by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

to gotz around

To fool around with somebody.
To make out with somebody.
To act horny with people around.

Damn I would give a hundred bucks to gotz around with that chick!

by Dr.Dom June 28, 2010

Elephant Wrap Around

When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.

Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!

Nic: Was it uncomfortable?

Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!

Dan: Did she make noises?

Adam: I wish!

Jcon: I gave her lessons!

by Jcon/Jake Ohn February 6, 2013

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019

Vermont turn-around

Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.

As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.

“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”

by Nifs September 12, 2020