Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

Arctic adventure

When a woman is in between two men at a fastfood restaurant and is jerking them off in a booth seat as a form of an exhibitionary sex act. Kind of like an expedition to find the north pole while penises are the ski poles for cross-country skiing both scientifically as well as sexually while running the risk of getting caught by restaurant staff or other patrons.

Debby, Eric, and Tom went on an arctic adventure to the ice-cream shop and inadvertantly became porn stars when security camera footage was reviewed by the restaurants owner.

by Cookie-spanker November 15, 2023

Arctic girls

Arctic Girls is a group containing 4 members who debuted on 1st September 2022 and are known for their amazing visuals, vocals, rap, and dance synchronization they have attended big shows such as Knowing Bros, Idol House, Idol school and much more

Arctic girls are my favourite 4th Generation Group

by Articians January 6, 2024

arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023