Applaudience

An audience that is particularly prone to applause at the smallest of suggestion.

The people at the Aliver Hall show last night at Peach's really liked clapping for, well, anything. What an applaudience!

by acohall26 March 22, 2011

hiking the Appalachian Trail

Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).

On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.

by SCtransplant June 25, 2009

apalachee squeeze

a double suplex with a sphincter kiss

and then i got her in a apalachee squeeze

by earlie November 13, 2011

Appalachian Appellation

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.

"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."

by Krakky McKraken August 6, 2006

Applause

A worse version of "the clap"
meaning to say that this person has HELLA stds.

this bitch tiffany doesn't just have the clap, she has the applause!

by Katy Cheyenne April 21, 2010

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.

Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.

by thecovert June 24, 2009

walking the Appalachian Trail

What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.

"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."

by Poet2243 June 24, 2009