African Anaconda

A Formal Way Of Reffering To A Massive Black Cock.

Jane: Wow, that African Anaconda Spit Some Venom At Me Last Night!

Jeff: I Bet That It Took Him Awhile To Get Torqued.

by Bigdaddywilly98 May 26, 2019

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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

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Tranquilize the Anaconda

Another nick name for jerking off good to use around family and friends

*At the dinner table* Excuse me I have to Tranquilize the Anaconda

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

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Anaconda

A title given to only the vilest of people. Like a snake in the way that he or she lies to get what they want, and Anaconda is worse because he/she will constrict, control, or manipulate to achieve some twisted or perverse goal.

N: Man Emily is such an Anaconda, why is she trying to ruin your new relationship after she spent all that time lying and cheating on you when you were dating?

J: I don't know...

by Snake man January 5, 2008

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anachronymism

An abbreviation or acronym that has become obsolete. Derived from the word acronym and anachronism.

cc at the end of a letter -- meaning carbon copy (sheets of ink-coated paper were placed between blank sheets in a typewriter, producing multiple copies). Actual carbon copies are virtually unknown but the "cc" persists as shorthand for multiple copies.

by a earls October 15, 2003

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