Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
by Karen Stickney December 14, 2008
Get the i've always been a smokermug. This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
by mr boombastic March 12, 2008
Get the theres always two ends to one sausagemug. "The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.
Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.
Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.
Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.
by Brjánn February 4, 2018
Get the the grass is always greener on the other sidemug. a beautiful masterpeice.
a song starter by Tubbo_ a minecraft streamer
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND >:^
a song starter by Tubbo_ a minecraft streamer
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND >:^
by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 3, 2021
Get the WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNINGmug. 
by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020
Get the its always one of them gotta be uglymug. How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
by jm080800 June 29, 2019
Get the Why do I always get the nuts?mug.