Almond

Someone who enjoys the sensual love of a goat or a camel.

Oh don't worry ladies he's not interested in you, he's an Almond.

by anonymous March 8, 2023

almond milk

The milk made from almonds'.

Person A: If almond milk is made from almonds', then do they milk the almond to get the milk
Person B: Sorry, what?
Person A: Do you milk almonds for the milk?
Person A: Like, you get normal milk from milking cows, then it makes logically sense if you milk an almond for the milk
Person B:Well, you make a good point but please shut the fuck up.

by Wojciech_Kowalczyk March 30, 2023

Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024

white chocolate almond

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

by wca May 6, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024