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Christina Aguilera shower

Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."

"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012
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Ashily

The best and the prettiest girl in the world! DUH! Sooooo pretty! Sooooo funny. Damn she's fine...
Damn man Ashley is lookin FINE today!

Duh you idiot, she always is...
by ashily chang February 19, 2005
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Christina Aguilera

Talented singer who has accumulated piercings and now dresses in a promiscuous fashion to please the media.
I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come on and let me out
Gonna get dirrty
by Bonnie September 5, 2003
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agilic

to have agility
yo, your dad is so agilic!
by tiger slayer March 2, 2009
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agility

A sport with a dog and person competing as a team, for time, on an obstacle-type course. There are jumps, tunnels, teetertotters, weave poles, dogwalk, Aframe, broadjump, other spread jumps and other possible obstacles that the dog must go over, through, across, weave between in a preordained and specific manner and order. Fastest time with the fewest faults for mistakes, wins. Based on horseshow jumping. Only dog takes the obstacles. Person must handle, run with dog, off leash without toys or treats, or touching dog or obstacles. Runs that count (qualify for some title) are called Q's. Also there are Double Q's and Super Q's, and dirty Q's. Agility tends to produce its own language.
I'm going to an agility trial this weekend. I hope to come home with some Double Q's.
by leximom September 19, 2009
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Christina Aguilera

An ugly ass bitch that cant sing she oversings ugly as hell and a real slut
She tries so hard to be like The talented Britney Spears But Cant do that and never will. Christina Aguelera is just trash, the things that you can do with her cds are not buy them or if you have one give it to your dog.
Christina aguilera, one of the most hated celebrities in the world. Not just America But The entire universe.
by Lady89 April 19, 2006
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Achille's Shoulder

The act of accidentally ejaculating on one's own shoulder. As a result, the embarassing cleanup cripples the man much like the famous greek hero Achille.
While Steve was stuffing Desirai in the back of his truck, he pulled out early and accidentally gave himself a real sticky Achille's Shoulder.
by anil778877 July 30, 2009
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