Middle aged christian mom

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.

Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019

WOKE AGENDA

A THING USED BY THE JEWISH GOVERMENT TO PUSH WOMEN BLACKS GAYS AND TRANS, PEOPLE

SMART PERSON: THE WOKE AGENDA IS RUINING ARE GOVERMENT :JEWISH NPC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR5 A FACIST BIGOT HOMOPHOBE WATERMELONPHOBE TRANSPHPOBE RACIST

by PROTECTEROFREEDOM June 23, 2022

aged up

n. feeling old in a specific event (from the sitcom terms Plot-Relevant Age Up, Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome (SORAS))

man, this hangover kills! I'm so aged up, one bottle and I'm wrecked...

by emile2 December 17, 2011

Aged poorly

When a piece of media from years ago references a meme used today and originated recently.

DanTDM 6 years ago on minecraft girlfriend mod: Here's a piece of bread and you can now go make me a sandwich!
Commenter: This video aged poorly

by [deIeted] August 11, 2019

agelapping

When someone over the age of ten goes to the mall in December and sits on Santa's lap.

"Hey Bob, lets go agelapping and see if we can freak out the guy in the santa costume!"

by Sydneyistoocool November 27, 2006

Aedan

Aedan is a creepy sometimes perverted guy. You better watch him (incase he goes insane). Aedan's the type of guy to stay up to 5am reading philosophy. Aedan loves Nintendo, and getting all kinds of food. You better watch out when he's around. Aedan might beat you with a binder, but it's all love. He loves horror, but is lowkey scared. Aedan's also very antisocial, but you know they packing. Sus with the boys, freaky with the kids. Plus Aedan's are obsessed with Shane Dawson.

"Omg it's so big!"
"That's just Aedan"
"Oh I knew it"
"Aedan, why are the kids in your basement?"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

Middle aged

When someone is between the ages of 35 and 60.

A man is middle aged after he turns 35 by many of today’s more rational young people, today’s youth who are pricks would consider a 36 year old an old person at the end of their life cycle though unfortunately.

by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021