afina

Eats to much that's why she got that fat ass. Hustler like her dad. Sings all the time even though she sounds shit. Intelligent and but lacks confidence and concentration as she is easily distracted by beautiful brown boys.

guy: have you seen Afina?

guy2: hell yeah and shit she's fiiiiine!

guy: na dude, shes isnt.

guy2:??

guy: shes fucking breath taking.

by Shecshi December 5, 2013

Skinned Absinthe

The drink Absinthe, chilled, then served poured over your lovers skin, ie. foreplay

To start the night right, he laid his baby down, and drank his fill of Skinned Absinthe...

by TheRicky September 5, 2008

absinthe-minded

Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)

"I locked my keys in my car again--too many years of drinking have made me absinthe-minded."

by Cinzi November 30, 2009

absinthe

a strong alcoholic drink usually green. illegal in america. can numb the mouth, and is advised to be the only drink of the evening when drinking

MAN, Weck!! You had absinthe after what amounted to four shots of brandy and followed it by two shots of jagermeister on your last night in Berlin!

by WECK January 7, 2006

assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!

That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)

by Anonymous_Lady February 4, 2010

assinitis

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal

he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass

by fuckdome February 18, 2011

absinthe faerie

An absinthe faerie is a person (usually female) who, when under the influence of intoxicants, does extreme activities.
This will often include climbing bridges, exploring abandoned places, and running from security guards and cops.

"I turned into a total absinthe faerie last night and climbed an operational radio tower, then I BASE jumped off it!"

"That chick is a total absinthe faerie, she's hardcore"

by The Rrin January 19, 2012