Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Research assistant

Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.

by Secondary Metabolite May 27, 2022

Fine Art Assist

(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.

Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!

by honest≠asshole January 1, 2012

Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).

I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.

by TheCommunistSpiderChairman June 1, 2021

shes just an assistant

like father like son

Adrien: Marinette... shes just a friend
Gabriel: Nathalie shes just an assistant

by YourLocalNewbie September 8, 2021

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Person 2: You must be very bored.
Person 3: I don't care.
*Person 3 gets vaporized*

by sumthng October 10, 2022

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You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.

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by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023