noah

The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space

Fuck that dude is such a noah

by Peachytree February 10, 2019

noah

Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay

Noah a gay newborn

by qwerty19 May 30, 2019

Noah

A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,

Damn it Joel, stop being a Noah!

by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019

Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james

Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men

by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020

Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.

Noah was at the party.

by makskekr September 2, 2018

Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent

GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind

by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017