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Mark

He’s a guy who you with think is the be the best But once you get to know him he’s the worst And a big asshole asshole he’s a bitch and nobody likes him he’s a player who thinks he’s all that but it’s really nothing you should never get to go with Mark
Omg mark WAS charming but now he’s a total bitch and he dating Abby she’s a bitch to
by MarksABigAss August 18, 2019
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Mark

The type of guy that would text a girl 5 long paragraphs and not get a reply. Marks tend to get defensive about their "unique" texting style and because of that they often get blocked irl. Marks life expectancy is usually between 15-20 years they a have short life span because they end up vanishing after getting rejected by 300 different girls.
Guy1: DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT DWEEB TEXTED
GUY2: YEA I SAW THAT. GUESS HE PULLED A "MARK"
NERD: WTF IM RIGHT HERE?!
by Daone4eva March 4, 2019
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Mark

A lazy fat piece of sh*t. Eats pizza all day. Secretly hates himself lol
Mark eats pizza all day and is a lazy fat piece of sh*t
by Jesus Christ himself42069 March 27, 2020
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Mark

Has really freakishly small calves!
Hey look it’s that guy mark...the guy with the small shitty calves
by Fitt1987 September 21, 2018
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Mark

A nice person strongest in the group. Likes girls. Communicates easier with adults or young adults. Likes to spend time with friends. Sometimes Mark's are gay. May be a nice person. Hides a philosophy inside from outside seems crazy or annoying or dumb. Very sexy. May be fat. Very open person. Very feeling and caring.
Very nice word it may also be used as marking something.
by Yeeeee man April 5, 2017
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Mark

He's a a wee annoying little poo and he likes to try to be a big man but really he's an annoying kettle bastard.

He's also got a giant head but has a tiny little brain
Mark: hi I'm annoying
by The tattie man November 21, 2019
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Mark

An asshole who smokes weed every damn day
"Ya, Mark was way hotter before he got all that acne."
"Mark is a sexy douche."
by mediocrechicken February 26, 2017
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