Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

by Lameooooo August 7, 2014

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.

Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.

by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019

Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.

"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."

by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023

Jonah the Lesbian

She's a gay persona of John

Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit

by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018

Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019