Little Hobbit

A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
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Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
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Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
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Hobbit

Joe: Hey have you seen James anywhere?
Jaques: No, he dosen't go outside often.
Joe: Oh so he's a Hobbit.
by AI Domitian May 02, 2023
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Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.
Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?
by The Habit killer November 24, 2021
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Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass
Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today”
by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022
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