Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

harold goates

the best science teacher to walk this planet. no doubt about it.

"harold goates is the best teacher ever!!"

by bigman59583 February 13, 2024

Harold

The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.

Kevin: Do you know Harold?

Devon: Yeah man he’s got drip

by Steve Mane February 20, 2021

harold

harold is a name long for harry, most commonly used when talking about harry styles <3

"i love harold styles"
"you mean harry?"
"no"

by jadeduckprincess December 14, 2021

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

by evan met May 2, 2011

harold

When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.

"Tyrone, hide the bong its so harold"
"oi! Harold! its the fuzz"

by fyla kine June 16, 2018

Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.

"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."

by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023