Brendon hoyle

A small looking triangle that’s a speck cunt with warts on his Penis he wipes chocolate on his nob and let’s his wife clean it with her eyebrows

Omg he was such a Brendon Hoyle

by Brendon hoyle September 28, 2021

Brendonism

People that touch children in an unusual manner.

Are you involved with brendonism.

by What cunt February 28, 2017

Brendon

a sigma male

sigma's rise up

*Guy walks by menacingly*
Other guy: "Wow that guys such a Brendon.. I wish I was a Brendon."

by dodo birds are cool November 10, 2021

Brendon Ciraky

A cool guy with a cute giggle

Brendon ciraky is a cool guy with a a big butt

by have bren January 8, 2024

Brendon

The kid who sweats at soccer

John: Hey Brendon come play tag with us!

Brendon: No I'm Playing Fucking Soccer.

by LaSsO dIcK hEaD September 10, 2020

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021

brendon

brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15

Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot

Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out

Girl: do it youll be the luckiest

by bigshnuutsies April 24, 2019