Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".
by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018
by Madcow81 January 02, 2017
When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
by 5.OHBRUH August 02, 2018
That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"
by Mr. Candy man milakis February 12, 2011
A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022