Nolan Spangler

Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis

Don’t ever be a Nolan Spangler

by Nyjiel miller April 17, 2019

Greasy Nolan

An obese mammal that receives its sustenance only by consuming large amounts of raw hotdogs dipped in whole fat mayo. It smells like a a dirty sock.

I spotted a greasy nolan in the woods

by 91010 April 20, 2021

Nolan Kothe

A very kind person who loves what he does and how he does it. He loves his girlfriend Olivia and she brings him great joy.

Nolan Kothe is a wonderful Kindhearted person at what he does.

by heyyy..... May 1, 2019

Stinky Nolan

When your playing soccer and you trip making your sweet and salty dick puncture the ball and run into the goal.

Ronaldo pulled a stinky Nolan for the game winning goal

by BWC mom October 10, 2022

Colm Nolan

A painful polyp located in the rectum or in the small intestine. Often a form of hemroid, Colm Nolans are usually and occurrence of bodily fluids from a separate party (human/animal) entering the anus or an trauma received within the rectum.

"Wow the doctor says I have a cluster of Colm Nolans developing in my small intestine."

by Peep00 January 12, 2022

The Nolan Substitution

A method to decide whether to use who or whom in a sentence by substituting in the pronouns he and him into the sentence.

If the subject can be replaced with he or she, use who; If the question can be answered with him or her, use whom.

The Nolan Substitution method examples

It was for him/her (right)
It was for he/she (wrong)
Whom was it for? (Correct question)

He/she opened the box (correct)
Him/her opened the box (wrong)
Who opened the box (correct question)

by Reagan012081 October 20, 2016

Nolan Riley

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

squilliamg1232hotmail.com

If you upvote this or nolanitis you will get protection from this disease

be sure to check out cole pufferfish. ( related to this subject)

Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019