Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

Kris

Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :

"psst , kris, I love you hehe"

by Feral_Cro March 11, 2023

kris

WANTS TO EAT DICK

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability

Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey

by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019

Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom

Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom

by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020

Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022