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The Glenn

Ordering pizza combinations that make no sense and end up costing more anyway. IE ordering two pizzas, 1/2 pepperoni 1/2 cheese rather than one of each.
Hey man, did you order pizzas for tonight? Yea! I got The Glenn! Two half and half!
by Partyfire July 24, 2024
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Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020
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Glenn Mahon

Man with a tine tiny shlog
Omg Glenn Mahon where is it???? Is it in yet ????
by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
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Glenn Andre

A boy who has an obsession with anime tiddies, he will do anything to get his newest dose of hentai.
But in the end he is a loyal weeaboo.
Girl 1. Bruh, Glenn Andre always looks at my tits
Girl 2: I know right, hes such a creep
by RandomNorwegianGuy June 8, 2020
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glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.
This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.
by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017
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Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS
omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer
by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021
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