by honeybro414 February 28, 2024
What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 21, 2023
when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way
by thornsystem August 12, 2022
A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’
People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.
People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.
by sesal March 18, 2022
When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.
by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020