Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.

Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.

by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

Bidet

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.

"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)

by J's A's August 1, 2019

Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.

I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.

by Moose45 March 28, 2019

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

Bidet Group

You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!

Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!

by BlazeMushroom December 6, 2022

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023