Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.

My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.

by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021

wire zoom

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken

Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.

by hammer73time November 10, 2020

Bob Zoom

Just a controversial Brazilian children's music band that is a bad knockoff of Little Dottie Chicken (also called "Galinha Pintadinha").

Go listen to Nightwish instead of Bob Zoom

by Ryan900USAYT December 3, 2022

Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.

After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.

by FireMaidn May 29, 2021

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020