Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022

Zen

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something.

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something. Meeting and having a Zen in your life will be one of the greatest feelings in the world because he would always want you to be happy and loved. ❤️

by Sugar_Cookie June 8, 2021

Zen

Zen is a very likeable person. They're very empathetic, wise, and is pretty much the "mom" of all of your friendgroups. With their non-academic judgment is always right, Zen's are some of the best people to have in your life. Very calm. Not the type of person to be a class clown, but will throw down when needed. Most Zen's seem like the perfect person, but in reality, the only reason why theyre so good with advice is because they've been through everything themselves already, but had no one to go to. No shoulder to cry on. So no, Zen isn't really "Zen", but the name gives a "survivor of the battle" type beat.

It seems like Zen is always wearing some kind of crystal? Damn that bitch is always at peace.

by cupcake419096 November 20, 2021

Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021

you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021