Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020

My Name is Zen Hakuren
by Zen Hakuren February 27, 2017

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.
by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

Zen House is the kind of house music that instantly puts you in a chill spot by a waterfall, surrounded by the serene sounds of chirping birds. With a spicy plantain snack and a fresh fruit bowl within reach, and a glass of Pinot Grigio or a nice cold beer in hand, you find yourself dancing and snacking, totally immersed in the moment. It's all about being fully Zen, relaxed, and not worrying about things you cannot change, simply living in the harmony of beats and nature.
by ratseggs March 5, 2024

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016

Zen can be interpreted in a lot of ways. For some it can mean a relaxed or peaceful state, for others it can be a way to explain themselves. Zen can mean anything for the person who's using it and that's why it is so special.
by NotJustZen October 15, 2022

The act, during cunnilingus, where the performers head is directed by the recipient via their sideburns. This maneover only works when the performers sideburns are of an unusualy large proportion.
by Mayonnaise69 July 13, 2010
