Zoomed Out

When you have been on Zoom calls all day and are ready to pass out.

Person 1: Hey are you going to that virtual happy hour today at 5?
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm zoomed out!

by Bakersfield Goldstein June 11, 2020

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Zootered

the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010

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zootid

high, level of highness

let's get zootid
i'm so zootid
this weed will get us zootid

by 8 figga bigga July 2, 2007

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zooed

(adj.) of or pertaining to being "out of this world"
(v.) to be "off;" to be out of one's mind

Yvonne: Hey, Shelby, let's cut cake out of our diet and just eat brussel sprouts!

Shelby: I'm not about it! You are too zooed.

by E. Q. Ambrosia January 24, 2010

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Zooded

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.

Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!

by Red Hugh May 29, 2018

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