Person 1: Hey are you going to that virtual happy hour today at 5?
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm zoomed out!
Person 2: No, sorry. I'm zoomed out!
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dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
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