zoom creeping

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.

Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.

by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020

eight zoom

used to describe a city that is small, or that nobody knows where it is. word is in reference to using a gps map and it takes eight zooms for the name of their city to pop up.

person 1: yo, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’

by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020

Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020

Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020