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Zoom Groom 

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.
Zoom Groom by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
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A video call app that is so damn easy to use.
Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.
Zoom by foolkid April 27, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo 

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"
I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.
Zoom Tuxedo by Funk April 29, 2020
To "zoom" someone. It means to create a zoom meeting with an individual or a group of people
Person A: "Let's zoom"
Person B: "Link?"

Person A: "We need to talk"
Person B: "Sure, zoom me up"
Zoom by bunnnz April 30, 2020

Zoom Stalk 

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
Zoom Stalk by god Karen May 14, 2020

Zoom tidy 

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.
How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

zoom voice 

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.
I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.
zoom voice by kibody July 4, 2020