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Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"
Zachary by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022
He's pretty pog
Zachary is pretty pog
Zachary by Seerof November 26, 2022
A dumb fuck with little to no peepee who never wore deodorant.
Zachary by Høt śøppíñg mėñ December 18, 2022
a guy your going to love forever. he will always be inside of your heart. you love him soo much that you get sick of yourself, every day you think about him, and you will love forever.
oh my god is that zachary? i miss him...
zachary by papasfav March 16, 2023
A poor soul that you will rip on but also feel really bad about his life
Damn did you hear about last night he got ditched on his date to the prom and became a total Zachary
Zachary by EggnogBoi16 May 8, 2023
Zachary is a good person whether you are a boy or girl. He can think about himself a bit but most of him is thoughtful kind cute hot and romantic, he knows how to excite you and bring your hopes up. If you’re friends with a Zachary ohh you are very lucky like very
what’s the definition of sexy? “
right there
“And that is? “
“ Zachary “