Your Mom

A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.

Your Mom is so fat....

by xXx_YourDad_xXx February 3, 2020

your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.

Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!

by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022

Your mom

Its a type of person that gave birth to you and most of the time they hate you but yeah they sometimes love you but hate you more

Were did this water come from

A guy from your school "your mom"

by Your mom fan🐢 December 9, 2019

Your Mom

GAY

YOUR MOM

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

Your mom

Your mom is your mom

Guy One: Hey dude
Guy Two: What
Guy One: YOUR MOM
Both Guys: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

by YOURYOURYOURYOURMUMM March 15, 2022

your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"

Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-

by homomymomo May 19, 2020

your mom

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.

idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.

by bizzenboom April 28, 2014