Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

by MERT July 4, 2012

ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them

Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?

by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020

Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver

The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.

I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.

by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009

Yawn Residual

When you yawn and it makes that weird ass noise like a burp but it isn’t a burb y’know?

Ayo bro, was that a burp or some yawn residual?

by Sue hayride July 30, 2021

Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.

After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.

by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017

amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.

by Mudge Malog January 19, 2021

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024