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Cock Yoghurt

The white stuff that comes out of a mans penis.

Cum
Deb: "So what happened last night?"

Jess: "I got Kens cock yoghurt stuck up my nose last night, i fell asleep so its all dry now, i thought i had white bogies"
by Gemmarrrrrr October 17, 2008
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YOLO, but remember, YOHOP!

You only live once, You only have one penis. That time when you are probably drunk, and there's a hot chick you want to get with, but you know she gets around. Or simply when putting ones penis in jeopardy in sports, or any other dangerous activity that could lead to genital mutilation.
Me: yo tyler, I'm thinking about hitting on Megan over there. I've got a few drinks in me and I've heard she's easy. should I go for it?

Tyler: I don't know man, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity, so YOLO, but remember, YOHOP!

Me: I'm willing to take that risk
by Milano_pablano September 22, 2012
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yoohoo

A chocolate drink, but can also refer to really bad diarrhoea (yes that is spelled right).

Other diarrhoea slang: gippo guts
I've had the flu, so I wasnt at work for a while because I have spend the last week rocketing yoohoo out of my ass.
by WordGenie April 15, 2004
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Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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yoohoo

Can be used to express praise when used in the following phrase: "sweeter than yoohoo".
Man, that was sweeter than Yoohoo!
by Kelly Barbosa January 26, 2005
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Yogoth

1. A Goth who does yoga.
2. A healthy, fit Goth.
3. A dark New Age health freak who has dyed black hair and is vegetarian (anorexic) and is an "artist", which amounts to doing weirdo sub-forms of trendy art forms.
I went to check out my health club's late-nite class, but it was filled with yogoths clutching each other on the floor, listening to Gregorian chant - awkward!
by Devin Bannon October 7, 2009
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yohomo

a super gay girl who can't admit that she's gay even though everybody knows it and calls her out on it
"yo, check out that girl right there! so gay!"
"YOHOMO!!!!!"
by justsayin69696 August 14, 2012
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