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Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.
Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.
by MERT July 4, 2012
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ever heard of Opin-yawns

A common phrase used in Youtube comment sections to sorta-kindly remind them that they should just shut up and remind them not everybody thinks like them
Person A : Even non-sex gacha sucks
Person B : Ever heard of opin-yawns?
by FoxCrescentRoll May 16, 2020
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Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver

The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.
by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009
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Epic Yawn

The sound that God makes when he is tired. It is a rare site to see.
"So I was on Skype yesterday, and Peaches had an epic yawn." (Btw, Peaches is God.)
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Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.
by OllyPearce June 22, 2011
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yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.
"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"
by chelsea. February 20, 2008
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kaleidescope yawn

A kaleidescope yawn is the act of vomiting.
"Man, can you believe that chick did a kaleidescope yawn after only one shot? She turns the act of vomiting into such a big deal".
by felinegroovey June 23, 2008
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