Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

by Andythesloth April 21, 2010

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wonking

if you have to look this up, you don’t deserve to know.

i can’t believe she doesn’t know what wonking is!

by drmoldytuna May 26, 2018

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wunkins

A cutie pie; or a cute person!,
Or a person that's cute when drinking wine to much!

I like him he's my wunkins.

by Kasajoe March 7, 2020

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Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

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Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

by gash rash July 5, 2011

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Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY

Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.

by TYPEW November 22, 2010

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winking

To fall asleep, or on the verge of falling asleep due severe exhaustion.

Lambert: Dude, I'm winking.
Philbert: What do you mean you're winking, you lame-ass-bitch, we still got another 72 hours to party!
Lambert: Oh, I guess I'll have to consume by body weight in redbull.
Philbert: Bish.

by Dvanoo January 16, 2006

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