auburn woman

A classy and naturally beautiful young lady who may or may not be affiliated with greek life, and who always puts alabama women to shame

Man, just look at that Auburn woman walk by! Ain't she something!

by JakeFromStatefarm October 26, 2014

Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist

Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.

by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020

woman crush

When a straight female has an attraction for another, in admiration or idolization; not necessarily sexual.
Originated from hash tags on instagram for Woman crush Wednesday

Many girls of all ages, for instance might have a woman crush on Jennifer Lawrence or Meryl Streep

"My #womancrushwednesday #wcw is Jennifer Lawrence!"

"i have such a woman crush on Zooey Deschanel! She is so cute!"

by Ladida94 January 29, 2014

loose woman

1: A woman with loose sexual morals, pl loose women

2: Loose women - A show on ITV with a bunch of slags talking shit at lunchtime

Loose Woman:

1.(pl) Essex is full of loose women

2. I watched loose women today with my mum, it was the biggest waste of 30min

by allankey August 10, 2008

Woman crush Wednesday

When a guy is too scared to tell a girl he likes her so he subtly(but not so subtly) does it through social media. One should never put themselves as their own woman crush Wednesday unless they are a stuck up little bitch

Oh I like that girl so I'll make her my woman crush Wednesday

by Realtimemoneybitch February 11, 2015

Strong independent woman

When you fuck a bitch and she have a baby. She become the real bitch and fuck the man with child support, but denies needing the man.

Kim: why did you dump Robert after the birth
Taylor: because I'm a strong independent woman, and I don't need his help.

by Dvidedbyzero March 18, 2016

real woman

A phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. They use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” Also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bullshit to sell soap. This word is synonymous with the word “curvy” which has also lost its real meaning.

Fat woman: Victoria Beckham isn’t a real woman because she’s not a fat bitch like me
Man: Oh, so how the fuck did she have three kids then?

by jerry_the_worm February 12, 2008