the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 01, 2016

April Winds

A feeling of liberty or independence.

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn November 08, 2007

caught wind

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.

Fuck! I already caught wind!

by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017

bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth

dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow

by littlejimmie April 07, 2019

Walk wind

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.

Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.

Office worker 2:- Sue him.

by Ma_hom April 02, 2008