wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

Cheek Wheat

Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...

I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.

by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010

wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.

God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy

by Margey May 25, 2020

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Wheat meat

The word can be used as calling someone fake, scrawny or weak. This word is used negatively

“Watch out for those wheat meats😣.”
“Stop being a little wheat meat.”
“Bros built like a wheat meat.”

by JKJIZZY April 23, 2024

Beast Wheat

A slang term used to describe something exceptionally cool, neat, awesome, or amazing. Often used to emphasize that whatever is being referred to is on a whole new level of greatness.

"That new song you played? Total Beast Wheat!"

by The Great Distractor September 17, 2024