Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.

Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.

by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023

Henderson Hand Warmer

On a balmy summer day in June 2022, a man named Steed was consensually groping the buttocks of a woman when she farted on his hand, and thus a fine tradition began.

Sarah just gave Steed a Henderson Hand Warmer!

by Havenoshame June 22, 2022

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017

scrotom warmer

a device for prtecting urself from sluts

me: that bitch made me wear a scrotom warmer.

by josefh October 17, 2007

scrotom warmer

a hot chick
that rubs herself
on other dudes
when dancing.
this usually results
in a hard-on

that hot bitch has been rubbin on me all night
scrotom warmer

by .jase October 17, 2007

willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink

omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020