Wait, Wha?

A false state of confusion one enters when one wants to get out of doingwork by being ingnorant.

Honey, can you do the dishes." "Wait, Wha?" "Nevermind.

by Reaver 94 November 21, 2010

I'll wait

A phrase usually applied at the end of a long argumentative rant. (mostly by large black women)

Who doesn't like fried chicken, grape drink, and living off welfare? I'll wait..

by Hick Biscuits April 13, 2016

wait, what?

1. Term used after saying something rather perverted or offensive. Said to make it look like whoever said it, was actually joking but a majority of the time they are not.

2. Used to deflect personal responsibility from a blunt comment.

1. Me- "Hey, how's your day going? Oh yeah, I want to do you in the ass! Wait, what?!"

Girl- "Uh, excuse me?"

Me- "I don't know what you're talking about..."

2. Me- "Why don't you quit being such an asshole? Wait, what?"

You- "What the hell did I do?"

Me- "Um, I was just joking?"

by jeffistic manwhore October 3, 2009

Oh wait

Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.

Used mostly when you are kidding,

Other spellings include,

O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....

I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted

I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight

by DG magee January 9, 2010

wait, NONONONONO

What you say right before something really bad happens, but you don't realise it until the last moment.

Kid: *tries feeding chocolate to the dog*

Parent: wait, NONONONONO

by Mr.Reee June 11, 2022

Waiting Face

When you initially don't find someone attractive but the more you see them the hotter they get. Basically just you lowering your standards to accept the options you are given.

Bobby (First day of class): "There aren't any cute girls in my class"
Bobby (2 months into school): "This girl in my class is so hot"
Scott: "Sounds like she's got a waiting face"

by ShotScott October 18, 2018

waiting for a friend

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness

"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

by Carl the Slangmeister July 1, 2009