Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 05, 2021

highway withdraw

Term used for truckers who been off the road for a period of time and keep getting the urge to get back behind the wheel

Doug " Do you miss the road Terry?"
Terry " Everyday I go through highway withdraw "
Doug " God thats rough"

by Outlaw trucker May 07, 2016

Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 09, 2023

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

Bob withdrawal

The yearning for normalcy that only a guy named Bob can provide. In a world filled with violence, extremes, political agendas and endless drama a friend named Bob will always remind you that ho hum ain't so bad after all.

Between CNBC and Fox news I don't know what's real and what's not! I'm feeling "Bob withdrawal" coming on.

by NN Ameba February 09, 2019

blindy withdrawal

The withdrawal of a person named blindy. The person who is your color green. Blindy withdrawal is to the point you now cannot imagine your life without them. They see you and understands you more than anyone else.

Person 1: I got blindy withdrawal.
Person 2: hopefully you'll see him soon.
Person 1: I know I miss him way too much.

by Pseudo-anonymous1234 December 01, 2023

Caleb Withdrawal

Having withdrawal-like symptoms from your super hunky boyfriend.

“I miss you. I’m having Caleb withdrawals 😫”

“I don’t feel well, I think I’m experiencing Caleb withdrawals.”

by NotAnnaThatsForSure August 26, 2023