by Langdonis January 24, 2009

by The Real Prince July 26, 2011

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
by bronobar July 12, 2021

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 20, 2016

While riding the ski lift the woman next to me said, "Oh I have a vag wink in my pants."
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.
by NNANNK January 1, 2014

by Mrs Lego February 1, 2016

When you moon somebody and fart and your butthole winks when it opens to release the fart.
Fart stank butthole greetings
Fart stank butthole greetings
by BAMFbitch June 14, 2016
