The wart covered vagina of a woman.
There are so many warts that the clitoris is usually impossible to find. The actual vaginal opening is closed.
Usually the warts sprout hairs that are thick, greasy and black.
There are so many warts that the clitoris is usually impossible to find. The actual vaginal opening is closed.
Usually the warts sprout hairs that are thick, greasy and black.
I heard she has a wartvag!
by reechround May 12, 2012
Get the wartvag mug.You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.
-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
by Blade1172 August 11, 2009
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Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
by BustANut222 April 9, 2009
Get the The Warthog mug.Amy: Shit man, did you hear bout Mike?
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!
by AmyWameyLovesTheOlderMan June 2, 2007
Get the genital warts mug.A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.
Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
by Norseman83 December 20, 2010
Get the Wartburg College mug.Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.
Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!!
Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"
Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"
Shrugs "Apparently"
Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"
Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"
Shrugs "Apparently"
by humanitariangirl4life August 25, 2014
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