Valedictorian

A mf that spends 230+ hours on valorant and is maidenless (REAL)

“Valedictorians are the scum of the earth.”
“Ong”

by tigerbawlz March 7, 2022

fart valve

The part of your anus that needs flicking to cause sexual happenings. If it is flicked in the right way, your gonna get some, if not then I'm affraid it's time at the bar. Treat the valve right my friends.

'I swear I had a right good crack at her fart valve but I must not have hit the right part, I didn't get any poo loving'

by lukeeeey September 25, 2006

Valve

an amazing band filled with HOT people! cotains two of the hottest people in the world!!! ACTUALLY SO FREAKING HOt! ;)

girl 1 "yo bitch, did you see Valve last night?"
girl 2 "Bro! i'd tap that ;)"

SEXY!

by HomNomNomNomNom July 22, 2011

Valverde

Usually someone with a small fat penis

Dang bro, did she see your valverde?

by Jacob Sinner October 14, 2016

valve

A valve is the kind of booger that moves in and out like a flap or "valve" when you breathe. There is also the much more rare "double valve".

"Check out my sweat valve" he said, pushing one nostril shut to amplify the sound of the valve in the other.

by rob1116 March 10, 2008

Valve

{NOUN} This is a term for a person who is considered to have 'loose' morals. A person who sleeps around or gets off with lots of people in pubs and clubs. Maybe even a person who dresses inappropriately.

Friend #1: Jeez Louise!! Did you see that absolute Valve?
Friend #2: Yeah! If that top was any lower we could've seen her belly button.

by The Smiddler November 4, 2009

velvedeer

Explosive, rip-pocket explosion out of the anus.

Candy velvedeered and had to change pants.

by ninthgategazer March 16, 2009